Thoughts of a late night knitter

Or aka, this month's romance titles for you to laugh/be sarcastic at...

Which reminds me - anybody still wanting to join the very low pressure Write the title ficathon...Have at it!

The titles for this month:-

A mother for Matilda

Untamed Italian, blackmailed innocent

The Andreou marriage arrangement

Miracle: Marriage reunited

Greek tycoon, inexperienced mistress

The virgin's secret

Wedlocked: Banished sheikh, untouched Queen (this seems to cover all bases)

Bought: Destitute yet defiant

The master's mistress

Read the purple prose that is the synposis for Wedlocked etc! :D

About to lose his kingdom, Xavian is marrying for power – his wedding night will be purely for duty. As he unveils his new queen, nervous and naked,how can he unveil her if she's already naked?) bathed in fragrant oils, he’s stunned that she’s as beautiful as the desert stars…

This queen deserves a royal bedding worthy of the Arabian Nights…and in her arms Xavian discovers that, though he may not have a kingdom, he has the strength and power of a thousand kings. (*chokes*) But this untouched queen could be his undoing…

For tygermama who was asking for them :)*hugs her*

For one dreadful moment I thought the sheikhs had disappeared in favour of princes, but there's one included after all...as are the unnecessary hyphens!

Duty, desire and the desert king

Prince of Montez, pregnant mistress

One-night mistress...convenient wife

Crowned: The palace nanny

Royal love-child, forbidden marriage

The master player

Book blurb for 'The master player'. The blurb also reminds us that this is the author's hundredth book!

When scandal threatens the star of his network, television baron Maximilian Hart (get the pun? I'm sure the author didn't :)) whisks beautiful Chloe away from the baying paparazzi. Where better to hide this innocent beauty than the Hart mansion...?

But the handsome tycoon's plan doesn't stop at just protecting his investment - he wants Chloe in his bed!! Max might have swept her out of the fire, but Chloe finds herself in a raging inferno: Max is the master player when it comes to business and seduction...

Since I've been away and there's some in backlogged. I have a double helping of Romance titles for your delectation!! Sheikh's and millionaire's are prominent this month...

Bargaining for King's baby
The Sheikh and the pregnant bride - Mysterious millionaire
The contested claim
Valentine's secret child
Colby rebuilt
The French tycoon's pregnant mistress - despite their wealth these people have problems practising safe sex!
A family for his tiny twins
One night with her boss
Marrying the Manhattan millionaire
Pregnant with the De Rossi heir
Secret baby, surprise parents - some people are obviously thick
The British billionaire's innocent bride - why is nationality so important?
The cowboy and the Princess

...and for your reading pleasure; the sickening synopsis of the month...

Nine years ago Kelly Bravo and Michael Vakulic went their separate ways – he to a new name and a new life, she to a family she never knew she had. And then Kelly comes across a tantalisingly familiar photo in the newspaper. Her long-lost Michael has reinvented himself – as Mitch Valentine, multimillionaire entrepreneur. As for Kelly, she’s got a new name
too – mother!

And a little girl with Michael’s eyes… How can she tell him the truth?

How can she not? *heart palpations* *rolls eyes*

Because I clearly don't have enough to do (sarcasm here) and because I want/crave new Jaylee fic I volunteered myself to do modish duties for serenity_santa. Because it's late you can expect to see lots of pimping for this comm soon!!!!

Wish me luck and cross fingers, toes and eyes that I
1. Get some people to participate and
2. Don't make too many mistakes running the comm...