Romance titles are us!
Mar. 27th, 2009 11:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Today's romance titles for you to mock...
The midwife's new-found family
The surgeon she's been waiting for
Blind-date baby
Savas' defiant mistress
The Vendacci marriage vengeance
Pregnant with the billionaire's baby
The Greek millionaire's secret child
The ruthless billionaire's virgin
Here's the synopsis for The ruthless billionaire's virgin. All bracket remarks are me :D
Handsome, but brutally scarred (he couldn't afford plastic surgery?), elusive billionaire Ethan Alexander shuns the limelight. So when his gallant rescue of Savannah Ross forces him into the media's glare, he's less than thrilled.
Savannah's buxom figure belies her inexperience (are they saying what I think they're saying?) - she's not quite sure how to handle her fierce protector! But when he whisks her to his palace deep in the Tuscan hills (really they're not that deep), she sees a glimpse of the magnificence beneath his flaws. (Oh please?!) This is a man with a darkened heart in need of salvation - and only an innocent in his bed can bring it...
Today's romance titles for you to mock...
The midwife's new-found family
The surgeon she's been waiting for
Blind-date baby
Savas' defiant mistress
The Vendacci marriage vengeance
Pregnant with the billionaire's baby
The Greek millionaire's secret child
The ruthless billionaire's virgin
Here's the synopsis for The ruthless billionaire's virgin. All bracket remarks are me :D
Handsome, but brutally scarred (he couldn't afford plastic surgery?), elusive billionaire Ethan Alexander shuns the limelight. So when his gallant rescue of Savannah Ross forces him into the media's glare, he's less than thrilled.
Savannah's buxom figure belies her inexperience (are they saying what I think they're saying?) - she's not quite sure how to handle her fierce protector! But when he whisks her to his palace deep in the Tuscan hills (really they're not that deep), she sees a glimpse of the magnificence beneath his flaws. (Oh please?!) This is a man with a darkened heart in need of salvation - and only an innocent in his bed can bring it...
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Date: 2009-03-27 02:11 am (UTC)Aren't there pills for that? Does she actually need a surgeon? *g*
Damn, all those billionaires are showing up again. Not to mention all those poor bastard kids. You'd think all these rich guys could afford condoms.
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Date: 2009-03-27 02:20 am (UTC)*sends you good thinky fiction thoughts*
(must preserve your brains at all costs!)
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Date: 2009-03-27 09:13 am (UTC)also virginity =/= innocence
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Date: 2009-03-27 06:33 pm (UTC)One word....contraception!
An innocent in his bed *frowns* why is everything virgin and pure? I don't understand the 'virgin=better' thing because chances are she might find him a good lay now but decide to try out some others later. Or perhaps that's the cynic in me?
What happened to 'try before you buy'? Not that I'm ragging on the other, some of my good friends are firmly sex only after marriage but why does it seem to be a reoocuring theme in romance books that the girl's a virgin, the guy a tiger?
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Date: 2009-03-28 01:24 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2009-03-29 01:08 pm (UTC)"Savannah's buxom figure belies her inexperience"
...so, if I had been sluttier as a teen I'd have a bigger rack right now? (and now I'm LOLing at the idea of me being sluttier as a teenager)
I think I actually want to read this book now... so much contradiction! A darkened heart! I've never really understood the term crack!fic until now... :)