Thoughts of a late night knitter

This is my second day back at work and I've been cataloguing, among other things, some romance fiction. The titles just make me laugh -

Seven-year seduction

The Italian Doctor's perfect family

The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge

The Ruthless Marriage Proposal

The Desert King's virgin bride

And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)

The Defiant mistress

The Abducted heiress

The Vagabond Duchess