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May. 15th, 2007 02:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
bookaddict43This is my second day back at work and I've been cataloguing, among other things, some romance fiction. The titles just make me laugh -
Seven-year seduction
The Italian Doctor's perfect family
The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge
The Ruthless Marriage Proposal
The Desert King's virgin bride
And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)
The Defiant mistress
The Abducted heiress
The Vagabond Duchess
Seven-year seduction
The Italian Doctor's perfect family
The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge
The Ruthless Marriage Proposal
The Desert King's virgin bride
And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)
The Defiant mistress
The Abducted heiress
The Vagabond Duchess
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Date: 2007-05-15 05:18 am (UTC)Of course, now my "romance" reading is pretty much whatever I find here on LJ, LOL. :)
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Date: 2007-05-15 02:11 pm (UTC)The Osiris Doctor's Perfect Family
The Mercenary's Red-Hot Revenge
The Ruthless Bobbley-Headed Doll Proposal
The Firefly Mechanic's Virgin Bride (ooh! femmeslash!)
The Defiant Registered Companion
The Abducted Surgeon
The Vagabond Goose-Juggler
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Date: 2007-05-15 08:56 pm (UTC)Although, I want to read about "The Mercenary's Red-Hot Revenge"!
The Mercenary's Red Hot Revenge
Date: 2007-05-16 02:00 am (UTC)The companion backed up a few steps, holding her hands up as if that could stop the infuriated mercenary that loomed menancingly in the door to her shuttle.
"How couldja 'Nara?"
"I-I'm sorry--"
"Sellin' the vids we made? Them was some inna-mit moments! Some o' that stuff I ain't never done with no one 'cept you--"
"I'm so sorry!" Inara looked almost as if she might cry. Jayne's expression of hurt and disgust was almost too much to bear. "The money was too good. I got stupid."
Jayne lifted her up in one smooth motion and she gave a little cry of surprise as her back hit a silk-draped bulkhead. Balancing her light frame against it with one hand, he used his other to tear her dress from neckline to waist.
Inara gasped. Shock gave way to desire as she felt the big man press up against her, wrapping her legs around his slim waist and pressing his arousal up against her. A warm hand cupped her breast, then two calloused fingers closed roughly over her nipple.
Jayne growled as he nipped at her smooth, white neck.
"This time, you cut me in, dong ma?"
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Date: 2007-05-16 02:16 am (UTC)Re: The Mercenary's Red Hot Revenge
Date: 2007-05-16 07:21 pm (UTC)Re: The Mercenary's Red Hot Revenge
Date: 2007-05-16 02:54 am (UTC)I was just waiting for something and the ending was a perfect Jayne response. Oh Jayne!
Re: The Mercenary's Red Hot Revenge
Date: 2007-05-16 02:56 am (UTC)"This time, you cut me in, dong ma?" Oh Jayne! That's just so him :)
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Date: 2007-05-16 07:20 pm (UTC)and icon love BTW!
Re: The Mercenary's Red Hot Revenge
Date: 2007-05-16 12:39 pm (UTC)ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Oh, Stacey... I love you so. *cries with laughter*
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Date: 2007-05-15 02:18 pm (UTC)Seven-year seduction: The Courtship of Kaylee and that other guy
The Italian Doctor's perfect family: The Companion Client that Mal Couldn't Hate
The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge: Jayne "the shark" Cobbinaro
The Ruthless Marriage Proposal: Guns, Grenades, and Gushing
The Desert King's virgin bride: Queen River of De Nile
And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)
The Defiant mistress: The Day Kaylee Turned Bad
The Abducted heiress: Or how Mal's fascination with cotton dresses caused a whole new set of problems
The Vagabond Duchess: Simon Tam's (other) Secret Life
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Date: 2007-05-15 03:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2007-05-16 01:56 am (UTC)Please, please, please could you write The Ruthless marriage proposal: Guns, Grenades and Gushing? Pleeeeeeeease??
Also the day Kaylee turned bad would be awesom as well :D
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Date: 2007-05-16 08:56 pm (UTC)Oooo! *MGG jumps up and down*
I claim this one!
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