You've got to laugh

[bookaddict43]

This is my second day back at work and I've been cataloguing, among other things, some romance fiction. The titles just make me laugh -

Seven-year seduction

The Italian Doctor's perfect family

The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge

The Ruthless Marriage Proposal

The Desert King's virgin bride

And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)

The Defiant mistress

The Abducted heiress

The Vagabond Duchess

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[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

The Fourteen-Episode Seduction

The Osiris Doctor's Perfect Family

The Mercenary's Red-Hot Revenge

The Ruthless Bobbley-Headed Doll Proposal

The Firefly Mechanic's Virgin Bride (ooh! femmeslash!)

The Defiant Registered Companion

The Abducted Surgeon

The Vagabond Goose-Juggler

[xx-squish-xx.livejournal.com]

LOL, those are fun-ny!

Although, I want to read about "The Mercenary's Red-Hot Revenge"!

The Mercenary's Red Hot Revenge

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

"Ja-Jayne, let's just be rational now, shall we?"

The companion backed up a few steps, holding her hands up as if that could stop the infuriated mercenary that loomed menancingly in the door to her shuttle.

"How couldja 'Nara?"

"I-I'm sorry--"

"Sellin' the vids we made? Them was some inna-mit moments! Some o' that stuff I ain't never done with no one 'cept you--"

"I'm so sorry!" Inara looked almost as if she might cry. Jayne's expression of hurt and disgust was almost too much to bear. "The money was too good. I got stupid."

Jayne lifted her up in one smooth motion and she gave a little cry of surprise as her back hit a silk-draped bulkhead. Balancing her light frame against it with one hand, he used his other to tear her dress from neckline to waist.

Inara gasped. Shock gave way to desire as she felt the big man press up against her, wrapping her legs around his slim waist and pressing his arousal up against her. A warm hand cupped her breast, then two calloused fingers closed roughly over her nipple.

Jayne growled as he nipped at her smooth, white neck.

"This time, you cut me in, dong ma?"

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[lvs2read.livejournal.com]

*giggles* and *fans* *g*

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[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

:-) welcome back !

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[xx-squish-xx.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! I love it!

I was just waiting for something and the ending was a perfect Jayne response. Oh Jayne!

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[bookaddict43.livejournal.com]

I love it! *giggles* It's hot, unexpected and funny - and brightened my work day!

"This time, you cut me in, dong ma?" Oh Jayne! That's just so him :)

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[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

Glad I could help :-)

and icon love BTW!

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[ladytalon1.livejournal.com]

Them was some inna-mit moments

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! Oh, Stacey... I love you so. *cries with laughter*

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[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

*bows* thank you ma'am. *loves back*

[ladytalon1.livejournal.com]

You do know that I'll have to write some of these now, don't you? XD

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

Bwahaha! I love being an enabler!

[bookaddict43.livejournal.com]

Please? *bats eyelashes*

[bookaddict43.livejournal.com]

*giggles at you* These are very cool! I think you could write the femmeslash one *nods encouragingly*.

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

I agree! femmeslash, woo!

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

oy! maybe if inspiration hits :-)

[bookaddict43.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands together in anticipation* :D