You've got to laugh

[bookaddict43]

This is my second day back at work and I've been cataloguing, among other things, some romance fiction. The titles just make me laugh -

Seven-year seduction

The Italian Doctor's perfect family

The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge

The Ruthless Marriage Proposal

The Desert King's virgin bride

And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)

The Defiant mistress

The Abducted heiress

The Vagabond Duchess

Comments

[anjabeth.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love these! They remind me of my long-ago Barbara Cartland addiction. :)

Of course, now my "romance" reading is pretty much whatever I find here on LJ, LOL. :)

[ladytalon1.livejournal.com]

Oh, LOL! I love the title of The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge...

[prehistoric-sea.livejournal.com]

The Fourteen-Episode Seduction

The Osiris Doctor's Perfect Family

The Mercenary's Red-Hot Revenge

The Ruthless Bobbley-Headed Doll Proposal

The Firefly Mechanic's Virgin Bride (ooh! femmeslash!)

The Defiant Registered Companion

The Abducted Surgeon

The Vagabond Goose-Juggler

[xx-squish-xx.livejournal.com]

And now with subtitles!

Seven-year seduction: The Courtship of Kaylee and that other guy

The Italian Doctor's perfect family: The Companion Client that Mal Couldn't Hate

The Sicilian's Red-hot revenge: Jayne "the shark" Cobbinaro

The Ruthless Marriage Proposal: Guns, Grenades, and Gushing

The Desert King's virgin bride: Queen River of De Nile

And the historical/hysterical titles (it makes me long for Georgette Heyer)

The Defiant mistress: The Day Kaylee Turned Bad

The Abducted heiress: Or how Mal's fascination with cotton dresses caused a whole new set of problems

The Vagabond Duchess: Simon Tam's (other) Secret Life

[lvs2read.livejournal.com]

OMG! Those first ones sound like horrible Harlequins of the '70s, and the historical ones almost make me ashamed of reading Regencies...almost. *g* They actually sound familiar. I'll have to check my bookshelves... *g*