Romance titles for the month
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bookaddict43Here's this month's wonderful romance titles -
The sheikhs are back in force, as are the exotic foreigners. As usual all the men are rich handsome, tall and unable to use condoms...
Children's doctor, shy nurse
From single mum to lady
Marriage: to claim his twins
Scandal: his majesty's love-child - I hate that hyphen. I'm sure it's not supposed to be there...
Sweet surrender with the millionaire
The royal baby revelation
Under the Spaniard's lock and key - has he kidnapped her? And if so how come he's not under arrest?
The Virgin's proposition
Lone star daddy
Desert ice daddy
Ruthless boss, royal mistress
The desert king's housekeeper mistress - because I get punch drunk cataloguing these books, I read the title as Dessert king's housekeeper and immediately imagined some TV chef famous for his desserts who is a hopeless housekeeper. Naturally he has to hire a housekeeper who turns out to be...?
These two are part of a series - The royal house of Karedes whose blurb reads like a soap opera -
TWO CROWNS, TWO ISLANDS, ONE LEGACY
A royal family, torn apart by pride and its lust for power, reunited by purity and passion
Many years ago there were two Mediterranean islands ruled as one kingdom – Adamas. But bitter family feuds and rivalry caused the kingdom to be ripped in two. The islands were ruled separately, as Aristo and Calista, and the infamous Stefani coronation diamond was split, as a symbol of the feud and placed in the two new crowns.
The sheikhs are back in force, as are the exotic foreigners. As usual all the men are rich handsome, tall and unable to use condoms...
Children's doctor, shy nurse
From single mum to lady
Marriage: to claim his twins
Scandal: his majesty's love-child - I hate that hyphen. I'm sure it's not supposed to be there...
Sweet surrender with the millionaire
The royal baby revelation
Under the Spaniard's lock and key - has he kidnapped her? And if so how come he's not under arrest?
The Virgin's proposition
Lone star daddy
Desert ice daddy
Ruthless boss, royal mistress
The desert king's housekeeper mistress - because I get punch drunk cataloguing these books, I read the title as Dessert king's housekeeper and immediately imagined some TV chef famous for his desserts who is a hopeless housekeeper. Naturally he has to hire a housekeeper who turns out to be...?
These two are part of a series - The royal house of Karedes whose blurb reads like a soap opera -
TWO CROWNS, TWO ISLANDS, ONE LEGACY
A royal family, torn apart by pride and its lust for power, reunited by purity and passion
Many years ago there were two Mediterranean islands ruled as one kingdom – Adamas. But bitter family feuds and rivalry caused the kingdom to be ripped in two. The islands were ruled separately, as Aristo and Calista, and the infamous Stefani coronation diamond was split, as a symbol of the feud and placed in the two new crowns.
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Date: 2010-06-22 08:05 am (UTC)Hahaha! First week of nurse training = Ward staff nurse gets me to bed-bath a very naked and elderly fella, right down to his dangly bits.
>Scandal: his majesty's love-child<
SCANDAL?? It's practically mandatory! Charles II, anyone?
>Many years ago there were two Mediterranean islands ruled as one kingdom<
Erm...history FAIL?
And as for all the shiekhs...people do know that these guys will be either Sufi or Muslim, don't they?