Romance titles
Feb. 6th, 2008 08:51 amHere are the romance titles for this month. They don't seem so bad this time - or am I getting used to them? Horrible thought! :D
Wedding in Warragurra - Why do they persist in using the most unusual Australian place names? Though it is nicely alliterative.
The Surgeon's fatherhood surprise
A Royal marriage of convenience
The Soldier's homecoming
Martinez marriage revenge
His Majesty's mistress
Brought for the Frenchman's pleasure
The Italian surgeon claims his bride
and just to make you feel sick - here is the synopsis of His Majesty's mistress...
At the playboy Prince’s beck and call!
On the idyllic Pacific island of Fala’isi, innocent Giselle Foster is swept off her feet and into the bed of a devastatingly gorgeous stranger. Three blissful days and delectable nights later, Giselle discovers she has become the latest trophy of the renowned playboy Prince Roman Magnati!
Giselle knows she can never be a part of Roman’s glamorous royal world, and decides to end their torrid affair. But this prince isn’t used to taking no for an answer; Giselle’s refusal to succumb to his expert seduction makes Roman all the more determined to claim his virgin mistress – as his royal bride!
The Mediterranean Princes
Playboy princes, island brides bedded and wedded by royal command!
Wedding in Warragurra - Why do they persist in using the most unusual Australian place names? Though it is nicely alliterative.
The Surgeon's fatherhood surprise
A Royal marriage of convenience
The Soldier's homecoming
Martinez marriage revenge
His Majesty's mistress
Brought for the Frenchman's pleasure
The Italian surgeon claims his bride
and just to make you feel sick - here is the synopsis of His Majesty's mistress...
At the playboy Prince’s beck and call!
On the idyllic Pacific island of Fala’isi, innocent Giselle Foster is swept off her feet and into the bed of a devastatingly gorgeous stranger. Three blissful days and delectable nights later, Giselle discovers she has become the latest trophy of the renowned playboy Prince Roman Magnati!
Giselle knows she can never be a part of Roman’s glamorous royal world, and decides to end their torrid affair. But this prince isn’t used to taking no for an answer; Giselle’s refusal to succumb to his expert seduction makes Roman all the more determined to claim his virgin mistress – as his royal bride!
The Mediterranean Princes
Playboy princes, island brides bedded and wedded by royal command!
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Date: 2008-02-06 01:00 am (UTC)And how do so many women stomach this stuff? Fanfic is so much more satisfying.
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Date: 2008-02-06 01:45 pm (UTC)Fanfic is definitely more satisfying. And it actually has diversity too :D
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Date: 2008-02-06 01:17 am (UTC)Plus, I want to go to a wedding in Warragurra. That place sounds awesome.
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Date: 2008-02-06 01:47 pm (UTC)I bet Warragurra doesn't have broadband internet connection - how will you write?
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Date: 2008-02-06 01:34 am (UTC)That's my mom's maiden name (I was thinking of changing my name to it, as well). It's just too hilarious (although, noandwhere is right. It doesn't sound like a title at all).
Oh man - I don't know how people read them, but at least they're good for a laugh from time to time.
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Date: 2008-02-06 01:50 pm (UTC)Are you still thinking of changing your name too?
You'd be surprised how many people borrow these books. I have a hard time keeping up with the demand!!