OK? Woman, it's WONDERFULL!!!! I even copied it nd sent it to BBM at work.
I love the thought that Jayne would rather go naked and deal with Mal's crap rather than have to make do with one of Wash's awful shirts. But my favorite bit was this:
“Then he’d yell at you and ask you lots of questions, probably get Zoe and the others to rally around,” Wash explained. “Until you told him everything and then he’d kill you for fooling around with Kaylee.”
“I ain’t foolin’,” Jayne protested.
“So she took your heart as well then?” Wash asked in disbelief.
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I love the thought that Jayne would rather go naked and deal with Mal's crap rather than have to make do with one of Wash's awful shirts. But my favorite bit was this:
“Then he’d yell at you and ask you lots of questions, probably get Zoe and the others to rally around,” Wash explained. “Until you told him everything and then he’d kill you for fooling around with Kaylee.”
“I ain’t foolin’,” Jayne protested.
“So she took your heart as well then?” Wash asked in disbelief.
“She did that already, first time I saw her.”
AMEN!