Romance titles or please god why can't you practice safe sex?

This month's romance titles just catalogued...in which there are too many hyphens, doubtful grammar and way too many unexpected pregnancies.

Prince Charming of Harley Street

The pregnancy shock

The last Kolovsky playboy

Falco: the dark guardian

One night…nine-months scandal

Untouched until marriage

The secret Spanish love-child - this one worries me. The child wouldn't come out of the womb speaking Spanish and according to the blurb, the mother is not only plain, but British. So wouldn't the poor kid have British nationality?

Followed by the hysterical historical genre

More than a governess

Wicked captain, wayward wife

The Earl’s runaway bride

The synopsis for The pregnancy shock When his PA asked for extended leave, Greek billionaire Alexei Drakos was extremely inconvenienced. He relied on Billie Foster for everything – running his life, even getting rid of his girlfriends. Little did Alexei know that Billie had left to have his baby! In fact, he didn’t even remember their passionate night and he had no idea she was pregnant!

With Billie gone, there was something missing in Alexei’s glittering existence. When she returned, he needed to offer her something special to make her stay…like a wedding ring of convenience…?

Icon meme

Do you know how long it is since I actually completed a meme someone gave me?

I take this as a sign that maybe I'm finally getting my brain back...

Anyway I don't actually expect you to answer this if you don't want to.

Tagged by the lovely sparrowverse.

* Reply to this post with the phrase I LOVED YOU ACROSS TIME and I will pick six of your icons.
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* This will create a never ending cycle of icon glee :D

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I notice I still have an inordinate number of Firefly icons in my userpics. I have been thinking of an overhaul, maybe even change my default icon...