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bookaddict43 ([personal profile] bookaddict43) wrote2009-01-30 02:29 pm

I think they're getting worse!

To brighten up your hot/wet/snowy day, I give you this month's romance titles:

Virgin mistress, scandalous love child - the two seem to cancel each other out somehow/

Emergency: Single dad, mother needed - I could say something bitchy and anti-men; but I won't

English doctor, Italian bride

Cordero's forced bride

The doctor's baby bombshell - For some reason I see a baby with a head of Marilyn Monroe hair. This is probably not what the author intended :)

The children's doctor's special proposal

At the Argentinean billionaire's bidding

Ruthless tycoon, inexperienced mistress
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[identity profile] tygermama.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
yep, they are getting worse

At the Argentinean billionaire's bidding wtf?
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[identity profile] bookaddict43.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I know! They're terrible.
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[identity profile] noandwhere.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
The children's doctor's special proposal

A book that needs a 5 word title is not worth reading. *g*

For some reason I see a baby with a head of Marilyn Monroe hair.

Boobs. Big pointy boobs.
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[identity profile] bookaddict43.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Boobs! I didn't even think of them :) I had issues with the apostrophes and couldn't see anything else, but my mum (English teacher) says they're right :)

[identity profile] sosaith.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
The others were just bad. These are laughable. Therefore they are getting better.
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[identity profile] bookaddict43.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
*grins* You should see the synopsis'! Much food for sardonic laughter...

[identity profile] elsibet34.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, and now I too am picturing that baby bombshell. Mine looks like a Bratz version of Marilyn and sings "Diamonds are a girl's best friend." in goo goo talk. I may need sleep. *shudders*

The humor factor is def. on the rise with these!
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[identity profile] bookaddict43.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
Diamonds are a girl's best friend in goo goo talk! I can just hear it...You're evil! *hugs*

[identity profile] wolfden.livejournal.com 2009-01-30 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
At the Argentinean billionaire's bidding

Wonder if there's polo in that one. Seems like there should be.
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[identity profile] bookaddict43.livejournal.com 2009-01-31 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
When I go back to work I'll have to check.